You heard it here first, folks...
There's a new text-speak language in town, developed by Apple, apparently. See, my sister has an iPhone. She uses it to chat with me on Yahoo! Messenger. Except that I end up having to translate (and laugh my head off) most of the time. However, we are sure it's going to catch on. Here's your starter course:
hoebullu = hopefully
hash = haha
jerker = tee hee
javon = n'est pas? it originally changed from 'i have', but we've been using it as a 'you know?' kind of phrase
dait = cursing, like dangit. except for not dang.
We actually have been using these now, in our texting. I particularly like hash, hoebullu, and javon. i use them a lot. For instance...
So, hoebullu this new language we've termed iPhoney will catch on, javon?
Dait. I'm such a dork.